You have to work for some discounts!
A very sweet young lady approached my table at a craft festival recently. She was lovin’ on one of my snowman wine stoppers. And what’s not to love? Right? She and her friends were discussing the piece and she asked if she could get a discount.
I smiled and said, “Listen carefully to these three questions.”
Me: Are you military or retired military?
Me: Are you an Uber of Lyft driver?
Me: [With heavy emphasis] Do you love Po River Furniture?
Her: Well, I don’t know…I…uh really don’t know much about…
Her friends caught it and laughed.
Again me: Do you LOVE Po River Furniture?
Her: [looking around for a second] Oh! Yes! It’s my favorite!
Me: Well, there you go! 10% off!
What can I say? She was obviously a woman of good taste and character.
I have three discount codes on my Etsy site. The first is for active duty and retired military. No need to explain that one. The code is MILITARY. The second is for UBER and LYFT drivers. I know what it is like to be out there schleppin’ for tips behind the wheel. So I want to give them a little break too. Code: UBERLYFT. I post those codes everywhere.
But the one code you have to look for, or be a brilliant and attractive Entrepre-Nutty reader to get is the easiest to qualify for. You don’t have to put your life on the line for you country. You don’t have to drive drunks home at 0200 when the bars are closing. You just have to appreciate the look and feel of hand-crafted art produced in a wood shop. In this case you simply have to “love” Po River Furniture. [twisting my evil mustache] Discount code: LOVEPORIVER
So there you are. As a discerning fan of entreprenutty.com, you can now get a discount at my esty shop, the Po River Furniture Shop. Enjoy. Hope to see yo soon.
Po River Furniture is 100% owned and operated by a service-related disabled veteran.